I'm Wretched.

I am the murderer of electronics. >:( And I don't mean it! I dunno what it is, but I just break everything. XD

Okay.... so... I might know what it is.

I'm reckless. Mind blowingly reckless, at times. And I'm clumsy.

-Pockets elude me. I go to put my phone into my front pants pocket and more often than not I'll miss the pocket and pretty well launch my phone to the ground.

-Butter fingers. I can just be holding my phone, or my iPod and then suddenly it's this horrible moment of juggling as I fumble to keep it in my hands. It usually ends with said device on the ground.

-The dropkick combo. Basically, this is my nickname for my amazing ability to drop something without really realizing it and then stepping on it. XD Yes, it happens often enough that I have a name for it. I dropped my Blackberry when I was getting out of Steven's truck one day and then I stepped on it. Erikk, my friend who bought me the phone, never looked so horrified in his life.

-The toss and fail. My bed is firm. Yet when I lightly toss my phone onto it, the damn thing bounces impossibly high and goes flying into a wall or something. XD

I am lucky enough to have never literally broken anything by dropping them. My drops slowly but surely kill said technology, I'm sure.. but I've never dropped anything and had them outright break, or even cracked a screen or anything. It's kinda like me and my bones. I'm a walking disaster and have hurt myself in the most retarded ways, but I've never broken anything.

I don't even wanna start on the travesty that is me and computers. -Shakes head.- Just. Bad.

Technology and I aren't very good friends. As much as I love it, it doesn't feel the same way, I guess. XD I have four iPods and two Blackberries within two feet of me.