Today has been a little fail. At least the last couple of hours.
Fail #1- I took a photo of the beautiful sunset from my window with my webcam. After uploading said photo, my friend Kaila mentioned how there seems to be a bug on my window screen. Me, being awesome, got onto my chair and started to poke and jab at the bug clinging to the screen. What happens? The screen falls out. So I had to run downstairs, run outside and get it back. xD
Fail #2- I've been in a meh-ish mood lately, so I decide to eat some chocolate. And somehow, someway.. What happens? I go to bite the chocolate and chomp on my lower lip. OW. And then the bleeding starts. I was bleeding profusely from biting my lip. I'm smooth.
Fail #3- So clearly my lip hurts and I go to cautiously take a sip of water. The glass of water is more like a mug.. and holds like.. a pint. What happens? I miss my mouth and pour about half of it down my shirt.
Save me.
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- I like some stuff. I dislike some stuff. I'm pretty average in every way you could think of. But when the zombie apocalypse starts, I'm ready to rock n' roll. :P
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Contemplating a nap.
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Quotes.
"Only begin with the end in mind."
- Unknown
"The ugly truth is always better than the best-dressed lie."
- Unknown
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
- Brendan Gill
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
- H.L Mencken
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."
- Unknown
"I wish I could make a list of all the people I hate there and frame them all for murder."
- Jared
"It won't come up!"
"Just keep tugging!"
-Two girls in a change room talking about a zipper.. lmao, Michelle.
"It's just like a teabag in your mouth, only better."
-Girl at the Gelato Shoppe, about Green Tea gelato.
"If I were to summarize myself in just twenty-five words, first of all I would say that at the essence of my core, I am."
-Unknown
"Stupid dramatic irony!!" "At least it's not situational irony. :O Those include "oops" in the whole debacle."
-Michelle & I
- Unknown
"The ugly truth is always better than the best-dressed lie."
- Unknown
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
- Brendan Gill
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
- H.L Mencken
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."
- Unknown
"I wish I could make a list of all the people I hate there and frame them all for murder."
- Jared
"It won't come up!"
"Just keep tugging!"
-Two girls in a change room talking about a zipper.. lmao, Michelle.
"It's just like a teabag in your mouth, only better."
-Girl at the Gelato Shoppe, about Green Tea gelato.
"If I were to summarize myself in just twenty-five words, first of all I would say that at the essence of my core, I am."
-Unknown
"Stupid dramatic irony!!" "At least it's not situational irony. :O Those include "oops" in the whole debacle."
-Michelle & I