Saturday, May 1, 2010

Dear Immune System,



You are a giant dildo.


Seriously. I am sick way too much, despite my best efforts. :( And I get majorly sick so often, plus end up in the hospital on a regular basis due to my "mystery" illness. What I hate the most about it (aside from the fact that doctors are apparently too retarded to figure out what's wrong with me) is that everyone treats me like I'm terminal whenever I get sick. I could just have kind of a cold/flu/not very nice thing and most people I know are like, "OMG PLEASE GET BETTER. OMG WHAT ARE YOUR SYMPTOMS?! DO YOU NEED A DOCTOR?! LAY DOWN. OH JESUS NOOOO."

Maybe a little over exaggerated.. but not much. XD Fuckers should make me a shoe in for the Make A Wish Foundation with how they treat me, sometimes.

I'm also having "one of those days". Being sick makes me really short tempered (yes, more so than usual XD) and so far I've wanted to hit anyone I've talked to with the closest object. Maybe I will play some Sims3 and kill off some people. ;D