Thursday, July 16, 2009

Uncomfortable Love Scenes.

So having my own little movie night made me think..

You know when you're watch a movie and everythings all good.. and then it happens? The uncomfortable love scene. And the thing is when it's a long scene, you never really know what to do. I often find that people just say things to fill the awkward silence.

"You know I dunno why they call them two minutes noodles.. always takes longer than two minutes."

"So chicken, hey? Never tried chicken flavour.."

"Oh yeah yeah yeah, chicken is great.. you should try chicken. My favourite."

"..."

"....."


And the other thing is.. what do you do? Just look ahead and play it cool.. nothing weird is happening. Wait a minute. If I keep staring, they're gonna think that.. they're gonna think that I'm checking him out or something. Or that I'm like, really enjoying this because I don't get any of my own.. well, you don't.. shut up. Alright.. I'm just gonna look away.. Wait if I look away, they're gonna think..-

Maybe it's just me. But really. You try watching Crank 1 and 2 with your parents. Yeah.. didn't think so.