The Morning WTF.

Okay, so not morning. I woke up at 2 PM.. hehe. But it's been a "morning" with a few W T F moments. Firstly, I realized that I shed like an animal. Brushing my hair could probably produce a few small animals. So yeah, my hair gets everywhere. If I go to someone's house, they'll be finding random single strands of long, dark hair for awhile lmao. The extent of my ninja hair is that I was looking in the pantry for some noodles and I found a random strand of my hair stuck under a can of mushroom soup. o_O

The second W T F nearly gave me a heart attack. I was sitting at Dad's desk downstairs and I glanced up near where his speakers are. I caught a glimpse of one of those little, tiny zip lock baggies. It was like an 1.5 inches x 1.5 inches ( that's what she said ). Like the kind some druggy would put a small amout of weed in LOL. I know, good example.. But anyways, I was curious, so I reached up and tugged a little so that I could see what it was over the ledge. WELL. It was Rocky, my dead and murderous hermit crab. Yes, he was in that baggy. I jerked my hand back and to add insult to injury, the baggy fell off the upper ledge and landed on me. I screamed and leapt out of the chair and ran upstairs. After I calmed down from my heart attack, I tip toed back down ( cause obviously I have to tip toe around a dead thing. :P ) and picked up the baggy. And in my Grandmas's writing, it says "Crabs 2009" in Sharpie. I can only imagine that she thought my Dad was serious when he was talking to me and saying, "Wow, your dead hermit crab is like.. petrified. You should make it into a necklace."

LOL. My family is weird...