I Couldn't Eat Another Bite.

I dunno about you guys, but I love food. When I say I love food I mean.. "dreams about it, cry about it, write poetry about it" love food. The idea of not following a stranger who had food confused me. Which is why it annoys me when people say, "Man, I couldn't eat another bite."

It goes down like this:

Everybody's chatting, having a good time, eating cake or something.. and then somebody says the dreaded words.

Friend 1: "Ugh, guys. I couldn't eat another bite. I am so full."

Which triggers the chain reaction.

Friend 2: "Me, too. I am stuffed. Heh."

And they look at you, and you know you're obliged to say..

Me: "Oh, yeah. I couldn't fit anything else.. So full.. -Sadly looks at cake.-

And the problem is, I wanna do something like this:

Me: "Well in THAT case. -Grabs cake and starts digging in, stuffing face.-

-Friends stare.-

Me: "On nom nomm.. mm.. what? You don't like cake? -More face stuffing.-"