I curse the nights out.. I am very drunk but luckily I can still kinda sorta type. Sorta.. kinda. tonight was awesome.. Pub and then.. STRIPPERSSSSSS.. I cannot possibly describe how hot the last girl was. Well, I found her unbelievably attractive until she put the shot glass between her ass cheeks.. that brought the attractive level down quite s bit.. but man. She was so gorgeous. ANYWAYS.
I miss Mo. :( I am online and he is not.. makes me sad. D: Mo'!! :(
NOTE TO SELF: DRINK LESS.
Tequila, Jagger Bomb, Jagger Bomb, Polar Bear, Lemon Drop, Jagger, Jagger, Gladiator, Porn Star, Jagger, Trquila, Jagger.. yaaay..... I need to stop haha..wooo. I need to chronicle this moment so I remind myself how retarded I get and nevert do it again. DEAL?
P.S- Never drink a Snake Bite. Jack Daniels, Tequila and Tabasco.. that burned very much D:
P.S.S- Michelle says I am a tornado of sexy LOL.. ah Michelle
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what's a decode?
- Shayla-Rae
- I like some stuff. I dislike some stuff. I'm pretty average in every way you could think of. But when the zombie apocalypse starts, I'm ready to rock n' roll. :P
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what's she up to?
Contemplating a nap.
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"I know they cannot
exist, and yet.. I have
forgotten the world in
which they belong.."
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Quotes.
"Only begin with the end in mind."
- Unknown
"The ugly truth is always better than the best-dressed lie."
- Unknown
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
- Brendan Gill
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
- H.L Mencken
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."
- Unknown
"I wish I could make a list of all the people I hate there and frame them all for murder."
- Jared
"It won't come up!"
"Just keep tugging!"
-Two girls in a change room talking about a zipper.. lmao, Michelle.
"It's just like a teabag in your mouth, only better."
-Girl at the Gelato Shoppe, about Green Tea gelato.
"If I were to summarize myself in just twenty-five words, first of all I would say that at the essence of my core, I am."
-Unknown
"Stupid dramatic irony!!" "At least it's not situational irony. :O Those include "oops" in the whole debacle."
-Michelle & I
- Unknown
"The ugly truth is always better than the best-dressed lie."
- Unknown
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
- Brendan Gill
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
- H.L Mencken
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."
- Unknown
"I wish I could make a list of all the people I hate there and frame them all for murder."
- Jared
"It won't come up!"
"Just keep tugging!"
-Two girls in a change room talking about a zipper.. lmao, Michelle.
"It's just like a teabag in your mouth, only better."
-Girl at the Gelato Shoppe, about Green Tea gelato.
"If I were to summarize myself in just twenty-five words, first of all I would say that at the essence of my core, I am."
-Unknown
"Stupid dramatic irony!!" "At least it's not situational irony. :O Those include "oops" in the whole debacle."
-Michelle & I